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I’m finally done with my month of horror movie reviews. It was fun and all, but writing 50 movie reviews in a month is a lot of work and left precious little time to review bottomshelf beers. Fear not, I didn’t go sober like a bitch. I still managed to drink a ton of beer throughout the month of October, including Genesee Cream Ale. It’s taken a long time to write this review; in addition to a full workload in October I’ve been racking my brain trying to come up with an angle for my review that didn’t involve semen. I mean it’s Genesee Cream Ale, the most obvious joke is cum, right? But I think it’s a little crass, and what kind of pictures am I going to use?
I discovered Genesee Cream Ale in the liquor store attached to a Woodman’s grocery store. Woodman’s is a chain out of Wisconsin that’s slowly creeping its way south into the Chicagoland area. Their liquor store is pretty bitchin’. Most liquor stores with an “extensive” selection just have your typical macrobrews (e.g. Coor’s Light) and a bunch of craft beers (e.g. Double Chocolate Stout with Sprinkles.) Woodman’s has all that stuff, but for some reason they also have a wide selection of bottomshelf beers you typically can’t buy around here like Lonestar Beer out of Texas or Genesee Cream Ale out of Rochester New York.
I’ve never been to Rochester, but according to Places Rated Almanac it’s America’s “sixth most livable
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*If there’s a parliament of rooks and a murder of crows, what’s the proper term for a group of murdered teenagers? A "scream" of murdered teens? A "camp staff" of murdered teens? A "crawlspace"?
Another note on the taste: As far as I know Genesee Cream Ale tastes nothing like splooge or love-nog or whatever you want to call cum, but at the same time I don’t really have a frame of reference for human semen. Not that I’m implying I know what non human semen tastes like, just that of the flavors of semen I haven’t tried (all of them) human is definitely one of them I mean, for all I know jizz tates great. The chicks in those movies seem to love the stuff. And there it is. Despite my best efforts jizz was the only major joke I “came” up with for this beer review (get it?) Whatever. It’s good to be drinking again, and writing about it. Check back in about a week for more bottomshelf beer reviews.
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